- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Q. What did the toothbrush say to the toothpaste A. Nothing you idiot there inanimate objects they can't talk

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

What is square and grey? A grey square.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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