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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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