- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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