- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

poop.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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