- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Neither did she.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

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