- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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