- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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