- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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