- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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