A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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