What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Guest what? Dog

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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