I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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hi joshua

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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