- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

Title IX

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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