"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

so...um, yeah

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Jacob Edwards has friends.

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