What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Chlamydia

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Theres an app for the iPhone.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Amanda Knox walks home free.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Whats funnier than 24, 69

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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