- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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