Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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Ain't idn't a word.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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i had sex.

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I am dyslexic

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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