- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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