- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

Knock knock Come in

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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