What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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LOL

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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