In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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