What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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