- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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