why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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NASCAR

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Knock knock Who's there? Derek the crazy man in the village and I have come to shoot you.

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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