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Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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