What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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What do you call a bear. Rob.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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jews

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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