- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

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