- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Me Neither.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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