A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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