- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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