A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

European on my shoes, buddy.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Girls soccer

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

I was watching Fox news.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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