- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

[Set up] [No punch line]

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

5 Italian guys from Long Island

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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