What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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why did the baby start crying? because he was very hungry and hadn't been feed all day

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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