Eric is gay Ha

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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