One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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