Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Well this is pointless.....

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Kyle grund parker coffey

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

BIG PENIS

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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