Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

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womens rights.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

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Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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