What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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