Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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penis. nuff said.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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