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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

homosexuals are gay

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

Where's my baby??

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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