- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

The WNBA

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

guess what>? your mum lol

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Justin Bieber

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

i like men but im not gay

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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