What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

i committed murder

Women's rights

whats 7+4? 74

Womens rights.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

-knock knock! -doors open

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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