- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Balls

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Neil is a reterd.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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