Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Dance is a sport

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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