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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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i hate black people

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Skinny people fart less.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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Amazing

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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What would Muhammed do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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