When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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