how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Caca.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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