- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Where's my tractor?

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

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