Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

what are three short words? i a am

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Anti Joke

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