Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Barack Obama is a good president.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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