whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Where's my tractor?

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

This is my favorite antijoke.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

Chicken

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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