- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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