People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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su algato es en fuego

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Anti Joke

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