Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

I used to know what alzheimers was

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

The Moon Landing.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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