- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What's a joke? Funny

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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