- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Poker? I barely even know her.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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