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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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