- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

penis. nuff said.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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