- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Obama walks into a hospital....

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