- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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