What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

N-E Pats never cheated

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What is funnier than 24 69

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

Religionh

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eoin burgin is fat

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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