- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Im gay What about you

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Gordon Brown smiles.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Your so gay, that you like men!

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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