- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Robert Mugabe.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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