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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

hextech crafting too opieop

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

So one time there was this woman learning...

The EPA.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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