- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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