What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Ehh

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

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obama

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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