Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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