Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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THE GAME.

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yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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you...

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bologna

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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