Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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