there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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