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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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