- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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