How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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