- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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