Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

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