A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Rylan Clark

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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