Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to go to heaven because his girlfriend Margaret was cooked into chicken sandwhiches, and he had no kids and he didn't want to marry someone else, so he tried to get ran over but no cars hit him so he cooked himself. AND so he became KFC-Style chicken wings. BUUUT since no one ate them, he grabbed them up from heaven and commented on how delicious he was and proceeded to eat more and then exploded, sending him to heaven's heaven. But it was just a dream. And Margaret had to do laundry some more today because he freaking caused a urine tsunami. You're welcome.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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