- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

A man walks into a bar

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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