- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

batman farted so hes retarded

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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