- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What is a jew in space? Dead

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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