How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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