- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Wright flyer

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

your mom is so fat.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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