What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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