What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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NEVER

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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im saul and i love cock

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Women's Soccer.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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