Urban ghettos

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

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Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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