Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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