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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

can you touch your toes? no

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Fat people

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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