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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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