What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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