why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

your face

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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