- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

You and your parents are going to die today

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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