What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Skinny people fart less.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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i like men but im not gay

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Anti Joke

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