- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You were born.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

The Labour Party.

Knock Knock. Not home.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

whats a joke

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

scientology.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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