- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

feminine literature

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

Rebecca Black.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Miscarriages.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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