- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

why did the zebra cross the road?

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

knock knock go away!!!

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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