Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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