What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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A blonde dies Lololol

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Im cute hehehee

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Black People

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SUCK MY NUTS

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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