- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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