WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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why did the Mexican shoot himself? because his wife miscarried, hung herself, and his oldest brother had cancer. also when he was 5, his parents died in a car accident, leaving his abusive uncle to care for him. he also had erectile dysfunction which caused him severe pain. did i mention he was an illegal, homeless immigrant who was addicted to methamphedimine and owed several million dollars to a man who repeatedly raped him anally? he was.

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