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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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