- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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