Wanna know what is gross? a dead baby in a dumpster. Grosser? Ten dead babies in a dumpster. Grosser? There is a live one at the bottom. Grosser? It ate its way out. Grosser? It came back for seconds.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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where's mom I killed her

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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