- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

TIMMY

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

hi mom

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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