- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Caca.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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