- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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