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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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