Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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sadf

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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matt is fat

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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