- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

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Skinny people fart less.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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