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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

women's rights.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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