Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

What did the old man say? Im old

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What is a jew in space? Dead

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

this is not a drill.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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