- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

A man walked into a bar owch

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

You have friends

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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