whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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Tim likes girls

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Anti Joke

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