Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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