What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Invisible Children Foundation.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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