- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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