- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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