Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

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Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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