Want to hear a joke? No.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

you dint have to be a jew matt

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

NEVER

Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

Waiter, there is a hydrogen conducting carbon nanotube in my soup. That is part of the special, sir.

Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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