- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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