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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Chuck Norris.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it